Monday, December 4, 2017

Dear Professor...

If I sent the same kind of emails to my students that they send to me, they might sound like this:

Dear Students - I have to cancel class today because I left my briefcase in my cousin's car and she had to drive my aunt to San Francisco for a doctor's appointment and they got in a car accident and the car is totaled so I have to get a whole new briefcase and also my computer was damaged and I need to get that fixed and I won't be able to do that until tomorrow.  Thank you for understanding.

Dear Students - I have to cancel class today because I woke up early this morning not feeling good and don't know if it is the flu or that I am just nervous about today's lecture, but I cannot be sick because the holidays are coming and I am traveling so I cannot come to class.  Thank you for understanding.

Dear Students - I have to cancel class today because I decided to change the subject of today's lecture but had a hard time finding information on the new topic so the lecture is not ready and I hope that you are ok if I give the lecture to you a little late. Thank you for understanding.

Such nonsense.  Happily the semester is almost over.

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